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vintage-mayhem: A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me This would be cute…:3
Mum: Why are you crying?
Me: Oh, a TV show.
Me: Oh, a book.
Me: Oh, a movie.
Me: Oh, a fanfiction.
Me: Oh, a fandom.
Me: Oh, a tumblr post.
Me: Oh, a song.
Mum: Do you ever cry about real things?
Me: WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.
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me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Shingeki no Kyoujin: teen titans go
If anyone on this list hasn't pissed you off,... →
I’m sorry for the anger that this list may spark once more in you You have been warned Read more. DUDE FUCKING #5 I SPENT DAYS ON #5 jfc I still have horrors thinking about #5 my goodness NOOOOOO #4 WAS FUCKING ANNNYOING #8 :|